Baby

a.k.a. Lil' Toot

"Goo."

Known for: One curl, a bib, those big innocent eyes
Natural habitat: Someone's lap, usually the wrong person's
Favourite food: Mashed peas. Also, socks.
Signature alibi: "Goo."

Background check

The history

Baby is the youngest member of the family, and by far the most dangerous. Baby can't talk. Baby can't walk. Baby can absolutely clear a room in under four seconds.

Everyone agrees Baby is the cutest suspect, and Baby knows it. Every time something smells, Baby looks up with huge, round, innocent eyes, and everyone melts and decides it couldn't possibly be Baby.

It was Baby. It is very often Baby.

Evidence locker

Caught on camera

EXHIBIT A · THE LIVING ROOMNobody suspects the baby.

Baby — EXHIBIT A · THE LIVING ROOMNobody suspects the baby.