"Woof?" (Translation: "Why is it always me?")
Biscuit is a very good boy. Everyone says so. He's also been blamed for 87% of the smells in this house, even though detectives say he's only responsible for about 12% of them.
Biscuit has been framed more often than the family portrait. Grandma blames him. Dad blames him. Even Sir Fluff the cat blames him, with a long, slow stare. Biscuit has no idea what's going on, and is mostly just happy to be included.
When he does it, though, he gets a look of total shock and turns around to stare at his own tail, as if it has betrayed him personally.
BUSTED!
Who Cut the Cheese?
